sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
