I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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