I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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