I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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