My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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