i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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