My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm too high and old for this...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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