I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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