This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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