i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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