I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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