So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm always down for nudity.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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