I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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