Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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