girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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