You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
vagina is talking i cant
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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