dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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