If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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