he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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