the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
farters have to be the big spoon...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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