How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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