Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
