Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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