Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
