I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
