Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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