i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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