so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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