i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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