Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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