Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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