i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i out mim tonsoeep
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