i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It was like getting head from an anaconda
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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