my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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