just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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