Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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