Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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