Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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