Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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