She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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