i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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