i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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