I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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