The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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