I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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