Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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