i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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