stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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