How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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