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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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